Welcome to my Kitchen!
Where flour is a food group, the dogs are waiting for scraps, and the smell is usually butter and a bad decision.
I cook like someone who’s hungry and paying attention… turning real ingredients into rustic, from-scratch food that’s bold, playful, and just a little unhinged. Bagels, pizza, donuts, leftovers turned into lunch. This is food with feeling. Come for the flavor. Stay for the chaos.
We’re making dinner.
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This feed is powered by bagels, butter, and questionable decisions
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This feed is powered by bagels, butter, and questionable decisions 𐂐
SEE WHAT’S COOKIN’
LET’S MAKE SOMETHING TOGETHER!
I’m open to collabs that make sense (and some that don’t). Whether you're a small brand, artist, fellow food-lover, or someone with a weird idea and good taste, I’m all ears. So if you’re cooking up:
A utensil, tool, or piece of stoneware that fits my from-scratch POV
An idea for a custom flavor or product line
A shirt or sticker with your art on it and my chaos behind it
Or content we can co-create that actually teaches, connects, and tastes good
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